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[el_legendaire]

It's come to my attention that I should probably be getting a job, whether this is a dream or not. I suppose I've nothing better to do.

Valentine's the name, since I had it first I'm keeping it, thank you. My skills include looking this good and commendable modesty.

I've been a chemist, monster-hunter, bartender, university professor, archeologist, professional motorcycle racer, crocodile wrestler, model, and for a very brief period I was an addition to the harem of Empress Shiwashabani in her remote jungle kingdom.

Oh. And a secret agent.

All job offers or propositions should be directed below.

Comments

[indissolubility.livejournal.com]

So, I should believe about half of that, right?

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Only if you want to hurt my feelings.

[indissolubility.livejournal.com]

It was an honest and curious question.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Let's see then. You should believe...

...

...

Well, I really did get abducted by a jungle tribe.

[indissolubility.livejournal.com]

Fascinating, really.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

I rather thought so.

So! Is this job offer or proposition?

[indissolubility.livejournal.com]

Neither, simply curiosity. Unless you wish to work at the bar. I also know of a couple organizations you could lend yourself to.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Hm. I do have a fondness for bars.

Either way. What recommendations would you make?

[indissolubility.livejournal.com]

Right now the two that are...stronger are Bruder and Celestial Being.

I'm not biased towards organizations, personally.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Hm. Terrorists or other terrorists.

Does Treize's organization still exist?

[indissolubility.livejournal.com]

Barely.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Shame.

Well, whichever makes the most attractive offer, I suppose.

[sonozaki-scion.livejournal.com]

...you were all those things?

...at the same time?

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

No, not at the same time. Usually not, anyway.

[sonozaki-scion.livejournal.com]

...oh.

I'm less impressed now.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Now that hurts, darlin'.

I've been three or four at the same time.

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

Good liar, too, I imagine.

Want to work at Bruder des Blutes?

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

That part comes with the secret agent territory.

In what capacity?

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

Could always use one of those.

Whatever you want. How do you feel about administering justice?

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Oho.

Is your organization the peacekeeping type? Or the executioner?

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you need a little execution to keep the peace, don't you think?

[citrinitas-668.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest to follow your afterlife guide to White Fang, but I'm not too sure how long this organization will be standing with the recent disappearances.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

My afterlife guide is wise and somewhat psychic as to my inclinations.

How many are left?

[citrinitas-668.livejournal.com]

That's what I'd like to know. I think it's time for an actual assessment and an inventory check. Things just haven't been very productive as of late. You may remember Treize Khushrenada, the founder of the organization. He left. So did Tyve, who seemed to had taken over most responsibilities. Now there are merely department heads trying to hold the place together.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Khushrenada. Yes. I remember him.

I would be pleased to uphold the ideals he left behind. Even if it is a lost cause.

[citrinitas-668.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you want to take over, my former respectable boss?

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure anyone would want to take orders from a person convinced that he's dead.

The rest of the employees would have to approve it, too.

...not allowed to nominate yourself?

[citrinitas-668.livejournal.com]

I was just asking about your intentions, not making actual plans just yet.

I don't think I would be a very good leader. This places bores me too much to care.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Ah. Hypothetically then, I would be happy to take orders from whoever is currently in charge, if they were good at giving them. Don't fix what isn't broken, as the saying goes.

That would be a bit of a problem, yes.

[citrinitas-668.livejournal.com]

From the looks of it, everything is fairly broken here. Just look at the buildings.

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Point.

Well, it seems I'll have to think on it. Sylar's organization is also offering.

Private to Val // Hackable with some Difficulty

[el-legendaire.livejournal.com]

Don't I always, darlin'?