el_legendaire: (that's what she said)
Duke | The Legendary Turk ([personal profile] el_legendaire) wrote2008-11-02 01:16 pm

003.

It's come to my attention that I should probably be getting a job, whether this is a dream or not. I suppose I've nothing better to do.

Valentine's the name, since I had it first I'm keeping it, thank you. My skills include looking this good and commendable modesty.

I've been a chemist, monster-hunter, bartender, university professor, archeologist, professional motorcycle racer, crocodile wrestler, model, and for a very brief period I was an addition to the harem of Empress Shiwashabani in her remote jungle kingdom.

Oh. And a secret agent.

All job offers or propositions should be directed below.

[identity profile] sonozaki-scion.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh.

I'm less impressed now.

[identity profile] el-legendaire.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that hurts, darlin'.

I've been three or four at the same time.