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((OOC: /FLASHY INTRO POST YEA. Also that was Mal's 'huh' from teh ohhay naked girl in box scene.))

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Huh yourlsef.

And speak of the devil. I was just telling myself, now Johnny, there's no way you been sent to some kind of alternate dimensional hell to repent for your sinning ways, cos old maid Veld ain't here with you, and he surely deserves some fire and brimstone in the afterlife ~~or whatever~~ for his old aching joints.

Hm?

Now that can't be right. I've been informed from the posts on this terminal that this place is meant for sinners. Surely it can't be a sin for a lady to be as lovely as yourself, or these gods are some jealous wankers.

... w-well. Erm, no, actually. My sin was something else, I'm afraid. But ah, this is a place of repentance.

They send kids to this place? Shiva. What'd you do to get sent here, steal a piece of candy?

I think that was my reaction when I first arrived, too.

Something else? Being a wonderfully charming and intelligent young lady ain't a crime either. Seems a damn shame to me.

Hm. Penance really isn't my style. Man could waste his life regretting when he ought to be out there living.

Corel? You're a long way from home, little miss. What's your name?

Yes, well. Erm. Some would say that, and others would disagree.

True. But part of our atonement is to live, with the bare necessities.

Oh, my first reaction involved a lot more words not fit for a lady's hearing. Wet concrete's murder on these threads.

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...you seem kinda familiar, for some reason.

Va--

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Val. From Corel.

That I think I can deal with. Bare necessities for survival are a quick mind and a beauty to think of when the world gets too dark for sanity. I'm much obliged, miss, that you've granted me the second.

May I be forward enough to ask your name?

Most ladies have said probably what you're thinking. Especially the ladies I hang around with.

...One word about pigtails and school uniforms, and I might have to scream.

... You are quite welcome.

Indeed. My name is Gemma Doyle, sir. And you?

Gemma Doyle. I'll remember it.

I think I've been called just about everything under the sun, miss Doyle, but as for proper names, you can call me Indi. Indignation Jones, at your service.

Indignation, you say? How unique. A pleasure, then, Master Jones.

....that wasn't the sort of familiar I was thinking, miss.

Happen to know an unsmiling young lady by the name of Ondrea?

...I...what?

All too well, unfortunately. She's my sister.

Not... Valeria Myles from Corel?

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Duke's the name I picked up in Midgar. It'll serve as well as any.

Afraid so.

Pleasure's all mine, miss Doyle.

I try to stay away from pigtails and school uniforms, no matter the age of the girl ~~or stripper~~ wearing them. Just, never a good idea.

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Elena.

What does a stripper have to do with anything from when I was a teenager?!

Y-Yes?

The first one wasn't much fit for polite company, y'see. A gentleman doesn't make his introduction cursing out the whims of the gods.

Because you're one of Veld's rookies! Supposed to be! ...when you're older!

What the hell happened? Why are you ...tiny?

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She doesn't know how to respond to compliments. ):

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Duke sez score, baby.

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He would~

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lulz second reason he's divorced

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I'm almost afraid to know the first.

Killin' people for a living. Or really, never being home. Or maybe the lying.

Methinks he needs a new hobby. And maybe a new name, too. ):

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Private//Unhackable - yeah that was quick

You'll hurt his feelings. He tries really hard to come up with these names on the spot.

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Re: Private//Unhackable - he's like asdfasdf WHY ARE YOU TINY